we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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