So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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