I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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