Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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