It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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