You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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