this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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