so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
