its not stalking. its research.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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