this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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