I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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