I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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