pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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