Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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