he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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