I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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