singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
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