she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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