I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
