someone get that fucking seahorse.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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