my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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