ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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