Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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