Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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