I hate your face
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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