I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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