I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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