I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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