fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
