everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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