Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Say something about gay babies.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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