ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
