IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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