Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
