There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
