I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
