problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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