Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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