I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
