I must be too annoying 4 u.
Me too!
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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