Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
