I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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