Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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