why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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