I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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