Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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