And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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