Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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