A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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