Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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