No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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