Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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