idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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