Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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