Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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