This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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