You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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