You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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